tastefullyoffensive:

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I love everything about her, and I’m not a guy who says that lightly, I’m a guy who has faked love his entire life, I’m a guy who thought love was just something idiots felt, but this woman has a hold on my heart that I could not break if I wanted to. And there have been times when I wanted to. It has been overwhelming and humbling, and even painful at times, but I could not stop loving her any more than I could stop breathing. I’m hopelessly, irretrievably in love with her. More than she knows.

(Source: elsadesneiges)

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

nellachronism:

FLY, YOU FOOLS.

(Source: awwww-cute)

natedcruz:

prettylittlerunner:

I’m gonna be a waffle when I grow up.

OMG I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME!

natedcruz:

prettylittlerunner:

I’m gonna be a waffle when I grow up.

OMG I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME!

westbor0baptistchurch:

Sabrina the Teenage Bitch

(Source: neondragonfly)

(Source: petit-poids)

(Source: marniethedog)

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"

(Source: joilieder)

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st

coffeeandcastiel:

420yearold:

Tumblr on september 30th

more like tumblr from september 1st to november 1st

(Source: memecenterz)

(Source: allonsyforever)

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

lonestarcelt:

sailormuscles:

LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH

EVERYTIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

(Source: freeindie)

2creepychihuahuas:

illbeyourfavouritedrug:

heathyr:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

my life changed forever when i found out the word “slang” was actually slang for “shortened language”

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so slang is slang for slang

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